I would make a horrible father...
...and Liz a horrible mother. Chwck out this pretend marraige thingy I had to do for "Health" class:
1.How many kids will you have and what type? – 2 boys.
2.What will be the names of said children? – Sue and Kenji.
3.What will the total family income be? – Unstable.
4.Where do you live? How do you live? – No permanent house.
5.Kinds of pets(s) and how many? – 1 Chinchilla named K.
6.Kinds of vehicles & how many? – 1 black convertible.
7.Occupation? – I will be a bounty hunter and Liz will be a musician.
8.What types of food will you eat? – Japanese food or whatever we can get.
9.Will you go on vacation? If so where and when? – Never.
10.What holidays will you celebrate? – All of them.
11.What medical problems do you expect to have? – None.
12.What religions will you and your children have? – Lee will follow the religion of Asatru and Liz and Kenji will be Buddhist. Sue can choose his own.
13.What type and level of schooling for your children? – The children will be home schooled all their life.
14.What rules will you impose? – No rules whatsoever.
15.What substances will you use? Are you addicted? – Any substances, no addiction.
16.Who will clean the house? – We do not own a house.
17.Who will take care of the kids? – I will take care of Sue, and Liz will take care of Kenji.
18.Will you have insurance? – No.
19.Will there be a prenuptial agreement? - NO
20.What will the wedding be like? -
21.What extra activities will occur? (you and children) -
22.What will your relationship with your in-laws be like? – Limited. Possibly on Holidays, but this will be difficult, as we will have no permanent home.
23.What will your last name be? - Hawkridge
24.How much will be spent on gifts and for what occasion? – It all depends on what we bring “home”.
25.Who will control the bank account? – Joint control will be held.
26.What will your family’s political views be? – Any. All members may choose their own political party. Fascism will not be tolerated.
Wouldn't you want to be my son? ((sue or kenji? lol ^^;;)) Yeah, neither would I.
1.How many kids will you have and what type? – 2 boys.
2.What will be the names of said children? – Sue and Kenji.
3.What will the total family income be? – Unstable.
4.Where do you live? How do you live? – No permanent house.
5.Kinds of pets(s) and how many? – 1 Chinchilla named K.
6.Kinds of vehicles & how many? – 1 black convertible.
7.Occupation? – I will be a bounty hunter and Liz will be a musician.
8.What types of food will you eat? – Japanese food or whatever we can get.
9.Will you go on vacation? If so where and when? – Never.
10.What holidays will you celebrate? – All of them.
11.What medical problems do you expect to have? – None.
12.What religions will you and your children have? – Lee will follow the religion of Asatru and Liz and Kenji will be Buddhist. Sue can choose his own.
13.What type and level of schooling for your children? – The children will be home schooled all their life.
14.What rules will you impose? – No rules whatsoever.
15.What substances will you use? Are you addicted? – Any substances, no addiction.
16.Who will clean the house? – We do not own a house.
17.Who will take care of the kids? – I will take care of Sue, and Liz will take care of Kenji.
18.Will you have insurance? – No.
19.Will there be a prenuptial agreement? - NO
20.What will the wedding be like? -
21.What extra activities will occur? (you and children) -
22.What will your relationship with your in-laws be like? – Limited. Possibly on Holidays, but this will be difficult, as we will have no permanent home.
23.What will your last name be? - Hawkridge
24.How much will be spent on gifts and for what occasion? – It all depends on what we bring “home”.
25.Who will control the bank account? – Joint control will be held.
26.What will your family’s political views be? – Any. All members may choose their own political party. Fascism will not be tolerated.
Wouldn't you want to be my son? ((sue or kenji? lol ^^;;)) Yeah, neither would I.
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